"Ten Commandments of Beer”

I) Beer is  thy lord, thy god, put no others before it.

II) Thou shalt drink no beer whose commercials start

"From the sparkling waters of Lake Erie. . ."

III) Thou shalt drink no beer which is sold on the detergent aisle.

IV) Honor no beer tasting more like a mountain goat than a mountain stream.

V) Thou shalt not drink beer with a picture on the label of a guy throwing up.

VI)  Thou shalt not covet beer brewed by Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams.

VII) Thou shalt not wait until happy hour to buy your first round of the night.

VIII) Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's beer wagon pulled by Clydesdales, when all you have is a wheelbarrow pushed by a doped-up monkey.

IX) Thou shalt not weep and gnash teeth if your cheap-ass beer makes your girlfriend leave you to work for the Obama cabinet.

X) Thou shalt not drink 'Light Beer" just in order to pee copious amounts.